Gather round, friends. It's time to talk about Jay Cutler.
Cutler, whose legendary apathy knows no bounds, was the protagonist of a short-but-sweet story that Bears guard Kyle Long told the other night while playing Fortnite.
I won't spoil the whole thing, but it involves Jay Cutler shooting feral hogs out of a helicopter with an AR-15, and now I've spoiled the whole thing.
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Jay Cutler, hunting wild pigs, from the air, with an assault rifle.
Check out the story, in it's glorious entirety, in the video above. Then check out Cutler, in his glorious entirety, in that new Very Cavallari show.